"Hey, Your Goose is Cooked!"

Just for fun, or a "little or no comment" on American consumer culture that seems to have no limits, this description of a product from Brookstone, just in time for cooking the Christmas goose:

Step away from the grill. Our wireless belt-clip monitor tells you when your entree is ready from up to 300' away. Just insert the stainless steel transmitter probe into the center of the meat, select the type of meat, choose how you want it cooked and then walk away. Let Grill Alert® do all the work while you relax and enjoy your newfound freedom. The voice prompt alerts you when your entree is "Almost ready" and "Ready." Great for use inside with your oven or stovetop, as well as outdoors on the grill.